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Krazy thought #1 - Why does morning get 12 hours, noon get 1 second, afternoon get 6 hours, twilight get about 1/2 hour, and evening get 5 hours?


And for that matter what's with evening?

What is it the eve to? ... ing?

Krazy Thought #2 - What would happen if caffine became outlawed?

What would happen if it was only in the USA?

was that last one more of a question?